Succubus Lord 10 by Eric Vall

Author:Eric Vall [Vall, Eric]
Language: eng
Format: epub
Published: 2019-10-05T16:00:00+00:00

Chapter 9

The King of Greed is now on our side? Mephisto asked after I told him what had transpired here last night.

“Sure is,” Todd explained, “Jakey totally convinced him to join us through, get this, the power of his penis.”

Power of his penis? I am not familiar with such power. Does a spell come out of his genitals?

“Something came outta his genitals, alright,” the imp snickered. “Probably all over that Houdini girl’s face.”

“Her name is Mirage,” I corrected the imp with a facepalm, “and there was nothing on her face.”

“That was Ariel,” Libidine corrected innocently, “and probably each and every one of us in this room aside from Todd.”

“How did you know about Ariel—”

“Oh, we know everything,” Libby giggled. “Especially about the women you make a connection with.”

Impressive. Perhaps I need to learn this “Power of the Penis” spell.

“I think you already do,” Todd added. “You just gotta believe in yourself, Great Pumpkin.”

“Look,” I sighed loudly, “the ‘how’ I got this to happen isn’t important. The important thing is we now have a second Demon King on our side who’s willing to lend us resources and come to our aid when Beelzebub and his forces arrive.”

“We really gotta come up with a better name for those cockknockers, bro,” the imp implored. “Saying ‘Beelzebub and his friends’ sounds like they’re a fucking cartoon from the seventies. I would suggest ‘Axis of Evil,’ but that’s been done to death.”

“And that implies they’re powerful,” I agreed. “They need something more fitting of their idiocy.”

“I got it!” the imp announced as the lightbulb went off in his head. “They’re totally the Mean Street Posse, bro.”

Mephisto, Libidine, Superbia, Eligor, and I all stared at the imp with confusion on our faces.

“I don’t even get that one, bro,” I whispered to my friend.

“What?” he gasped. “The Mean Street Posse, bro. You know, the pro wrestling team from the early two-thousands? Made up of Pete Gas, Rodney, and Joey Abs? They tried to band together and be all tough shit, but at the end of the day they were just a couple of preppy wankers wearing sweater vests.”

“That … that actually sounds somewhat fitting,” Superbia admitted.

“Fine,” I conceded. “If it makes you feel any better, we’ll call them ‘The Mean Street Posse.’ But only in private.”

Todd threw his hands up into the air in victory.

“Hell yeah, brother!” he exclaimed in Hulk Hogan’s voice.

Your Earth Realm culture perplexes me, Mephisto admitted. I believe I only understood a handful of words that came out of your mouth.

“It’s alright,” Eligor whispered to the demon, “that’s just Todd. You learn to get used to it after a while.”

“Look,” I tried to get us back on track, “you told me we needed to have an urgent meeting, Mephisto. What’s going on?”

My spies have informed me Duglot and Loras have gotten word of your fight with Durtu and have now gone into hiding.

“How would they know what we did to Durtu?” I asked as I closed my fist angrily. “We made sure to take care of that little fucker.

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